I Love (Resisting) Cops Shirt
I heart cops? or is it I heart resisting cops! Funny shirt is sure to fool some gullible officers or at least give them a laugh!Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight dark color t-shirt will quickly become one of your favorites. Made from 6.0 oz, pre-shrunk 100% cotton, it wears well on anyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra durability.
WE BE CLUBBIN’ TEE SHIRT.
Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight t-shirt will quickly become one of your favorites. Made from 6.0 oz, pre-shrunk 100% cotton, it wears well on anyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra durability.
Puck The Police
Should be fun to get pulled over with this shirt on. haha! Funny T-shirt to go out drinking in! Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight dark color t-shirt will quickly become one of your favorites. Made from 6.0 oz, pre-shrunk 100% cotton, it wears well on anyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra durability
Serve and Protect Policeman – Police Officer Stick Figure
A stick figure police officer wearing a police officer cap on T-shirts, mugs, mousepads, stickers, cards, and other items with text that reads “I Serve and Protect”! Makes a great gift for the policeman you know!
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The Funniest Cop Stories Ever [Paperback]
Nothing quite prepares you for what you will see on the street once you become a cop. It is one of the most dangerous jobs a person can do but also the most fun as well. –Scott Baker
Cops are the people who see and hear it all. They work at one of the world’s most dangerous jobs, but it’s also one of the most entertaining. When their lives are at risk-and even when they aren’t–cops encounter constant weirdness and stupidity in human behavior. The Funniest Cop Stories Ever collects the strangest, most amusing stories about stupid crooks, bungled crimes, and station-house banter. A true look at what life is like behind the badge, the tales in The Funniest Cop Stories Ever were collected by real-life ex-New York City policeman Scott Baker and coauthor Tom Philbin. Anecdotes are told by the real-life cops who experienced them and include:
* A foot chase after a dwarf who karate-kicked his girlfriend’s door and assaulted her while wearing a tuxedo and carrying a violin case.
* A beggar who ended people’s pay phone calls so he could demand their extra spare change.
* A narcotics bust on a guy who claimed the crack cocaine–and his pants–didn’t belong to him.
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Cop Pig Nose Glasses – Funny Police Gag Gift
While there’s plenty of cops out there ranging from good to great, for every one of those people, there seems to be about ten that are really into shutting down lemonade stands, giving out jaywalking tickets, or generally just pulling that flashlight-to-the-face chicken feed nonsense. To that species of cop, the Porcus Pigucus, we present the Cop Pig Nose Glasses. There’s a great line from an NWA song that I can’t repeat, but suffice to say, if you agree with that sentiment of theirs, you’ll agree that the Cop Pig Nose Glasses are a great idea for Halloween. Whether worn on their own (it’s a pretty self-explanatory accessory) or paired with a cop costume, these glasses will deliver. It’s also a great place to start if you want to work on a costume of the pig-cops from Duke Nukem (remember that game?).Decide whether the sound of the police should be “whoop whoop” or “oink oink” this Halloween with the Cop Pig Nose Glasses.
Its All Fun Until the Police Show Up! T-Shirt
Law Enforcement gift that’s serious with a little pinch of humor! It’s All Fun Until the Cops Show Up design with Police squad car against a red background with yellow star burst! Bright red, white, blue and yellow colors liven up this police design! Upper Police sign and red and blue stars. Great gift for law enforcement officers!
“Police Be Mine” Valentine Humor T-Shirt
Valentine humor for policeman’s wife or girlfriend. Funny t-shirt is sure to make Valentine’s Day more fun. Made from 5 oz, 100% super-soft cotton, baby jersey knit with a custom contoured fit. Has cover-stitched ¾” bottom hem and sleeve openings.
I Like Big Busts And I Cannot Lie
I’m A Cop…Get Your Mind Out Of The Gutter
The perfect funny gift for any police officer! We’ve given the classic baseball jersey a modern and sophisticated take. It now has long sleeves! Made from pre-shrunk 5.0 oz, 100% combed ring-spun cotton, super-soft baby jersey knit. The shirt has a loose fit and features contrasting colored ribbed cuffs, sleeves and neck trim.
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