I Love Cops!

Serve and Protect Policeman – Police Officer Stick Figure
A stick figure police officer wearing a police officer cap on T-shirts, mugs, mousepads, stickers, cards, and other items with text that reads “I Serve and Protect”! Makes a great gift for the policeman you know!

The Funniest Cop Stories Ever [Paperback]
Nothing quite prepares you for what you will see on the street once you become a cop. It is one of the most dangerous jobs a person can do but also the most fun as well. –Scott Baker
Cops are the people who see and hear it all. They work at one of the world’s most dangerous jobs, but it’s also one of the most entertaining. When their lives are at risk-and even when they aren’t–cops encounter constant weirdness and stupidity in human behavior. The Funniest Cop Stories Ever collects the strangest, most amusing stories about stupid crooks, bungled crimes, and station-house banter. A true look at what life is like behind the badge, the tales in The Funniest Cop Stories Ever were collected by real-life ex-New York City policeman Scott Baker and coauthor Tom Philbin. Anecdotes are told by the real-life cops who experienced them and include:

* A foot chase after a dwarf who karate-kicked his girlfriend’s door and assaulted her while wearing a tuxedo and carrying a violin case.

* A beggar who ended people’s pay phone calls so he could demand their extra spare change.

* A narcotics bust on a guy who claimed the crack cocaine–and his pants–didn’t belong to him.

Police Premium Embroidered Base Ball Cap
POLICE Embroidered baseball cap hat similar to one from “Law And Order”. Striking white stitch contrasts the black of this durable POLICE cap with bold embroidery. Made of thick acrylic, the crown is constructed out of 6 panels of fabric with air vents for circulation, to form a classic round baseball cap shape. The front of the hat is decorated with raised embroidery of the word POLICE in large block letters in white stitching with gray outline, to give it a simple yet loud 3 dimensional presence. The curved 3″ bill is ample to keep out the glare of the sun and is detailed with white embroidery of the word POLICE in smaller font at the side. A fantastic minute POLICE accent is also revealed at the edge of the bill, between the 2 layers of fabric covering the top and the bottom of the bill. The inside of the hat is lined with a padded hatband for comfortable wear, and the back of the hat is equipped with an adjustable strap for a secure fit. A final detail of the word POLICE is stitched into the fabric covering the strap. Made of 100% Acrylic. Curved bill measures 3″ long. ONE SIZE with adjustable strap closure. Imported.

Cop Pig Nose Glasses – Funny Police Gag Gift
While there’s plenty of cops out there ranging from good to great, for every one of those people, there seems to be about ten that are really into shutting down lemonade stands, giving out jaywalking tickets, or generally just pulling that flashlight-to-the-face chicken feed nonsense. To that species of cop, the Porcus Pigucus, we present the Cop Pig Nose Glasses. There’s a great line from an NWA song that I can’t repeat, but suffice to say, if you agree with that sentiment of theirs, you’ll agree that the Cop Pig Nose Glasses are a great idea for Halloween. Whether worn on their own (it’s a pretty self-explanatory accessory) or paired with a cop costume, these glasses will deliver. It’s also a great place to start if you want to work on a costume of the pig-cops from Duke Nukem (remember that game?).Decide whether the sound of the police should be “whoop whoop” or “oink oink” this Halloween with the Cop Pig Nose Glasses.

Police Sock Monkey t-Shirt
Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight t-shirt will quickly become one of your favorites. Made from 6.0 oz, pre-shrunk 100% cotton, it wears well on anyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra durability.

Awesome “POLICE” duffle bag aka duffel bag, Black fabric with white police logo imprint on the sides. Very large capacity and can fit many weapons, sports equipment, police gear or anything you could want an official police duffel bag for!

In your face! Cuff Up T-shirts are designed by front-line responders for front-line responders, with t-shirt designs combining warrior culture and the latest and greatest in Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) fashions. CuffUp Law Enforcement In Your Face T-Shirt, Brown.

Stick Figure Police Officer Mug, Dishwasher and microwave safe, Stick Figures, Stick People. A basic stick figure police officer wearing a police hat and billy club on police officer profession

Cop coffee mug. Cops do not live on coffee alone have a donut. Great gift for any Police Officer. A stylish alternative. Dishwasher and microwave safe.

Law Enforcement iphone case!
Very bold Certified Police Officer design with crossed police batons and blue star burst background! Large POLICE OFFICER text in the center with yellow stripes, Certified text above and Bravest of the Brave lower text! Perfect iphone case for police officers! Excellent for law enforcement fundraisers!