I Love Cops!

The Funniest Cop Stories Ever [Paperback]
Nothing quite prepares you for what you will see on the street once you become a cop. It is one of the most dangerous jobs a person can do but also the most fun as well. –Scott Baker
Cops are the people who see and hear it all. They work at one of the world’s most dangerous jobs, but it’s also one of the most entertaining. When their lives are at risk-and even when they aren’t–cops encounter constant weirdness and stupidity in human behavior. The Funniest Cop Stories Ever collects the strangest, most amusing stories about stupid crooks, bungled crimes, and station-house banter. A true look at what life is like behind the badge, the tales in The Funniest Cop Stories Ever were collected by real-life ex-New York City policeman Scott Baker and coauthor Tom Philbin. Anecdotes are told by the real-life cops who experienced them and include:

* A foot chase after a dwarf who karate-kicked his girlfriend’s door and assaulted her while wearing a tuxedo and carrying a violin case.

* A beggar who ended people’s pay phone calls so he could demand their extra spare change.

* A narcotics bust on a guy who claimed the crack cocaine–and his pants–didn’t belong to him.

Its All Fun Until the Police Show Up! T-Shirt
Law Enforcement gift that’s serious with a little pinch of humor! It’s All Fun Until the Cops Show Up design with Police squad car against a red background with yellow star burst! Bright red, white, blue and yellow colors liven up this police design! Upper Police sign and red and blue stars. Great gift for law enforcement officers!

“Police Be Mine” Valentine Humor T-Shirt
Valentine humor for policeman’s wife or girlfriend. Funny t-shirt is sure to make Valentine’s Day more fun. Made from 5 oz, 100% super-soft cotton, baby jersey knit with a custom contoured fit. Has cover-stitched ¾” bottom hem and sleeve openings.

I Like Big Busts And I Cannot Lie
I’m A Cop…Get Your Mind Out Of The Gutter

The perfect funny gift for any police officer! We’ve given the classic baseball jersey a modern and sophisticated take. It now has long sleeves! Made from pre-shrunk 5.0 oz, 100% combed ring-spun cotton, super-soft baby jersey knit. The shirt has a loose fit and features contrasting colored ribbed cuffs, sleeves and neck trim.

Cop’s Chick: Don’t Mess With Me! T-Shirt
The perfect fun gift for the girlfriend or wife of a police officer! Ladies Petite T-Shirt for women, this Tee will quickly become your favorite. Made from 5 oz, 100% super-soft cotton, baby jersey knit with a custom contoured fit. Has cover-stitched ¾” bottom hem and sleeve openings.

National ‘Sleep With a Cop’ Day
100% super-soft cotton, baby jersey knit with a custom contoured fit. Has cover-stitched ¾” bottom hem and sleeve openings.

Police car/cop car “game over” t-shirt, funny video game police humor shirt. Game over cops are here! Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight dark color t-shirt will quickly become one of your favorites. Made from 6.0 oz, pre-shrunk 100% cotton, it wears well on anyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra durability.

Awesome and Simple “riot police” shirt, also known as the “military police” shirt is loved by everyone! Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight t-shirt will quickly become one of your favorites. Made from 6.0 oz, pre-shrunk 100% cotton, it wears well on anyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra durability.

Funny Dr. Who Police Call Box iPhone 4
Funny blue public police call box. A vintage 80s retro design to take on the street for your iPhone 4. Perfect gift for cops with iphone 4′s.

Hard Shell Case for iPhone 4/4S
Show off your signature style with a sleek and customizable Speck Products® brand case for your iPhone 4/4S. Combining luxury with ultimate protection, this fitted hard plastic case is covered with an easy-to-grip fabric that is richly printed with your favorite design. Pleasing to the touch, this lightweight and durable custom case allows optimal access to all sensors, ports, and controls on your iPhone 4, while offering superior comfort in-hand. Compatible with Verizon, Sprint, and AT&T models of the iPhone 4/4S, our universal custom iPhone 4/4S cases offer the perfect fit for your phone no matter your carrier.

Depth: 0.52 inches
Width: 2.5 inches
Height: 4.65 inches
Weight: 2.0 oz.

Evolution of Motorcycle Cops Tee Shirt aka. Road safety officer motorcycle traffic cop Evolve T-Shirt. Is a funny and humor driven shirt parodying the evolution of man into a motorcycle cop. Awesome T-Shirt!