I Love Cops!

Funny Dr Who Police Call Box
Basic American Apparel T-Shirt. Enjoy the feel of 100% fine jersey cotton against your skin. This unisex shirt, by American Apparel, is the softest, smoothest shirt we sell. It’s medium weight and made from combed cotton for your added comfort. Gives a flattering and stylish fit to virtually any body type. Made in the USA.

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The Funniest Cop Stories Ever [Paperback]
Nothing quite prepares you for what you will see on the street once you become a cop. It is one of the most dangerous jobs a person can do but also the most fun as well. –Scott Baker
Cops are the people who see and hear it all. They work at one of the world’s most dangerous jobs, but it’s also one of the most entertaining. When their lives are at risk-and even when they aren’t–cops encounter constant weirdness and stupidity in human behavior. The Funniest Cop Stories Ever collects the strangest, most amusing stories about stupid crooks, bungled crimes, and station-house banter. A true look at what life is like behind the badge, the tales in The Funniest Cop Stories Ever were collected by real-life ex-New York City policeman Scott Baker and coauthor Tom Philbin. Anecdotes are told by the real-life cops who experienced them and include:

* A foot chase after a dwarf who karate-kicked his girlfriend’s door and assaulted her while wearing a tuxedo and carrying a violin case.

* A beggar who ended people’s pay phone calls so he could demand their extra spare change.

* A narcotics bust on a guy who claimed the crack cocaine–and his pants–didn’t belong to him.

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Cop Pig Nose Glasses – Funny Police Gag Gift
While there’s plenty of cops out there ranging from good to great, for every one of those people, there seems to be about ten that are really into shutting down lemonade stands, giving out jaywalking tickets, or generally just pulling that flashlight-to-the-face chicken feed nonsense. To that species of cop, the Porcus Pigucus, we present the Cop Pig Nose Glasses. There’s a great line from an NWA song that I can’t repeat, but suffice to say, if you agree with that sentiment of theirs, you’ll agree that the Cop Pig Nose Glasses are a great idea for Halloween. Whether worn on their own (it’s a pretty self-explanatory accessory) or paired with a cop costume, these glasses will deliver. It’s also a great place to start if you want to work on a costume of the pig-cops from Duke Nukem (remember that game?).Decide whether the sound of the police should be “whoop whoop” or “oink oink” this Halloween with the Cop Pig Nose Glasses.

Posted under Funny Police Gifts, Uniforms and Costumes

I Like Big Busts And I Cannot Lie
I’m A Cop…Get Your Mind Out Of The Gutter

The perfect funny gift for any police officer! We’ve given the classic baseball jersey a modern and sophisticated take. It now has long sleeves! Made from pre-shrunk 5.0 oz, 100% combed ring-spun cotton, super-soft baby jersey knit. The shirt has a loose fit and features contrasting colored ribbed cuffs, sleeves and neck trim.

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Cop’s Chick: Don’t Mess With Me! T-Shirt
The perfect fun gift for the girlfriend or wife of a police officer! Ladies Petite T-Shirt for women, this Tee will quickly become your favorite. Made from 5 oz, 100% super-soft cotton, baby jersey knit with a custom contoured fit. Has cover-stitched ¾” bottom hem and sleeve openings.

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National ‘Sleep With a Cop’ Day
100% super-soft cotton, baby jersey knit with a custom contoured fit. Has cover-stitched ¾” bottom hem and sleeve openings.

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There are some people in the world who just need a little stick time.Basic American Apparel T-Shirt. Enjoy the feel of 100% fine jersey cotton against your skin. This unisex shirt, by American Apparel, is the softest, smoothest shirt we sell. It’s medium weight and made from combed cotton for your added comfort. Gives a flattering and stylish fit to virtually any body type. Made in the USA.

Posted under Funny Police Gifts, Men's, T-Shirts

Funny Top Cop Dog iphone 4/4s case, underneath it says pixelchip the artist of the design.

Speck® Fitted™ Hard Shell Case for iPhone 4/4S
Show off your signature style with a sleek and customizable Speck Products® brand case for your iPhone 4/4S. Combining luxury with ultimate protection, this fitted hard plastic case is covered with an easy-to-grip fabric that is richly printed with your favorite design. Pleasing to the touch, this lightweight and durable custom case allows optimal access to all sensors, ports, and controls on your iPhone 4, while offering superior comfort in-hand. Compatible with Verizon, Sprint, and AT&T models of the iPhone 4/4S, our universal custom iPhone 4/4S cases offer the perfect fit for your phone no matter your carrier.

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Thats How I Roll Police retro gifts!
Vintage That’s How I Roll Police Car with large text. Blue lettering with yellow outline, great for any law enforcement, police officer, patrol officer and cop! Dishwasher and microwave safe.

Posted under Funny Police Gifts, Mugs

Cop coffee mug. Cops do not live on coffee alone have a donut. Great gift for any Police Officer. A stylish alternative. Dishwasher and microwave safe.

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